GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And